Thursday, April 24, 2008

Satu lagi al-kisah Malaysia Boleh

Reporter : Aisey, Dato' we have news that a report had been lodged against you for sexual harrasment by a waitress of a hotel. Is this true?

Dato' : What sexual harrasment?

Reporter : According to the police report lodged last week, you were having drinks when you grabbed her buttocks while on some other occassion, you touched her on her arms and hands for almost 5 years you patronise the hotel outlet.

Dato' : That's very easy to answer......., the waitress already withdrawn her report yesterday! She knows I had no intention to outrage her modesty but sometimes touch hands and arms OK what? Same like Pak Lah with Michelle Yeoh (laugh). Same, Same what.

Reporter : Were you with fellow YB or businessmen?

Dato' : Like usual lah, but you cannot call them businessmen they don't like. Better call them business associates or corporate figure...... ahhhh. Sometimes they travel with me to overseas and we meet, where we go some interesting places. Once, the bills came up to USD95K but they settled it lah.

Reporter : Also, when she withdraw the report, she had mentioned that you sometimes joke with her in "rough ways". What is the rough ways she had mentioned? Vulgarities involved?

Dato' : You know like all reporters drinking beer.... When you a little intoxicated, we lose our mind and we start doing all sort of "perbuatan kasar" or "cakap kasar". We can also suddenly turned into a good singer and sing that song, what, Beautiful Girl by that, that Sean ... something.

Reporter : In your opinion, is the waitress pretty?

Dato' : I tell you, after a few drinks even an ugly girl becomes pretty ...... (laugh). But sometimes, even not drinking but we pass remarks like in US once but I apologised.

Reporter : Sounds more like when fantasy hits the mind and reality check is absent then.

Dato' : (cheeky laugh) ....... when having one too many drinks and got pretty girls, we can even have technology to go to the sun but unfortunately, Malaysia have no more funds to even go to space after the first.

Reporter : Can this episode considered close?

Dato' : The AG have forwarded the statutory declaration to the police and let the police decide like what they normally do lah. If you remember Lim Guan Eng case in Melaka last time ........ same thing can happen but this is all misinterpretation like the waitress say.

Reporter : Would this be a good lesson learnt?

Dato' : What lesson? We live in democratic country ..... we have the right to do anything and go anywhere. Furthermore, it's good to be a ruling coalition YB in this Malaysia. Malaysia Boleh!

Reporter : Thank you Dato' ....... let's continue parrrrttttyyyyyyyy.

Note:
Interview commentaries were "fictatious" of nature and in no reference to any person.

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